Handwriting Expert Pillows

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

I love Fountain Pens

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."