Handwriting Pillows

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Ambidextrous Society.

'Yes, this is a very neat report you printed out on your home computer, but this was an excercise in penmanship.'

I love Fountain Pens

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"On a pencil, this is called an eraser, not the delete button."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

"I know it's a ransom note, but it's just so refreshing to get a handwritten letter these days."

All your credit references are fine, but our handwriting analyst looked at your application and....

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

Veterans of Cursive Writing

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.