Handwriting Historian Pillows

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

I love Fountain Pens

Let the profit-making begin!

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

The Post Office Is... Forever

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"He calls it the eBible."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.