Handwriting Critics Pillows

"Young man, Your handwriting is attrocious!"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

I love Fountain Pens

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"I need an editor."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.