Handwriting Critics Mugs

"Young man, Your handwriting is attrocious!"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

I love Fountain Pens

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"I need an editor."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."