Typography Critic Pillows

"We could've used a better font..."

"I told you not to write our help sign in comic sans!"

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

School of Arts and Sciences.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.