Doctor's Handwriting Specialist Pillows

Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Letter writing lady.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Hollywood Think Tank

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

Directors Chair and Others.

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'