Doctor's Handwriting Specialist Prints

Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Letter writing lady.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Hollywood Think Tank

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Directors Chair and Others.

'Does this pen come in another font?

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

I love Fountain Pens

Let the profit-making begin!

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."