Handwriting Instructor Prints

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"The narrative seems contrived."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Louise Glück

'Does this pen come in another font?

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'Hey! Metaphor on the floor, Mister!'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"