Signature Specialist Pillows

Signing a financial contract.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Tip my boy."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Ventriloquist's fete

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

'Therapist is one word George!'

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

Highway sign writer's block.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"