Signatures Pillows

"Signing in my presence isn't enough anymore. You have to sign while I'm in your personal space."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Correct Spelling Lane.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Meet the Authors

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"High Pressure Area"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"