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"And you sign here..here...and here.."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

My first mistake.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

George Smith Patton

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Signing a financial contract.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'