Signage Strategist Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

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"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

"He's always been an optimist."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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