Signage Expert Pillows

Thru versus Through Traffic

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Please use another building entirely

"He's always been an optimist."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.