Signage Analysts Pillows

Special Regulations.

Thru versus Through Traffic

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sign Reform

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Wrong Way.

Private work adjustments

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

No crawling sign in the desert.