Signage Scout Pillows

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Cat on Board.

"He's always been an optimist."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

One Way/Two Ways.

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"