Signage Seeker Pillows

Right way

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Exit only.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Beware of Everything

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

How symbols are chosen for equations

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

The dove of peace

Metaphors.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Customers Wanted

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'