Signage Lover Pillows

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Roy's no soliciting signs

'Sox, man, SOX!'

'That's 'Health Bar'; not 'Health Barf'.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Beware of God"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"He's always been an optimist."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Turning with mathematical precision.