Signage Admirer Pillows

'That woke me up, too!'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Pisa Hut.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Private work adjustments

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

No crawling sign in the desert.