Signage Lover Mugs

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Roy's no soliciting signs

'Sox, man, SOX!'

Next hole, please.

'That's 'Health Bar'; not 'Health Barf'.'

From this point you can see this sign.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Beware of God"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"He's always been an optimist."

Please use another building entirely

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

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