Signage Aficionados Mugs

"My guess it's guacamole."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"No religious nuts!"

"Your bone."

Hanging out your shingle

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Private work adjustments

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'