Signage Aficionados Gifts

"My guess it's guacamole."

No Junk Mail

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Your bone."

"No religious nuts!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Hanging out your shingle

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

Private work adjustments

"High Pressure Area"

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.