Quirky Signage Admirers Mugs

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Metaphors.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Thank you for not urinating.

"Gone for a P."

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

No Junk Mail

Church Parking

Danger - Slow Sand.

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Bowel & Breakfast.

'That woke me up, too!'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

Pickpockets

Multiple exits.

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Watch for falling meteors.

Racing road signs

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"Boss, why'd you post a sign out front that reads 'Please do not bring your guns into this establishment'?"

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."