Quirky Sign Connoisseurs Mugs

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Thank you for not urinating.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.