Quirky Sign Connoisseurs Mugs

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"My guess it's guacamole."

'So who's smoking?'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"No religious nuts!"

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Hanging out your shingle

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Thank you for not urinating.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.