Signage Pillows

'Caution: doors don't open.'

'Is that right? Well... Please keep me posted.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Warning! This sign has sharp edges.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's always been an optimist."

Signage

Health & Safety: Please note that for your safety, the water in the hot tap is very hot, while the water in the cold tap is very cold.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Cows warning sign

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

No Smoking

Product placement in everyday life

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Way In and Way Out.

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Dogs Must Be Carried: "Well that's not fair! I haven't got a dog!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."