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Old farts keep right.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Bear To Right

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

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'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Turning with mathematical precision.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

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"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"How come you have your name on your desk, and I get my name on my chest?"

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

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