Stamp Sage Pillows

Dog looks on dribbling, as master uses self-adhesive stamps that need no licking

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

One way only.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'