Sculpting Sage Pillows

"It's still in beta."

Ars longa, vita brevis (Art is long, life is short).

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Lady of the bath...

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

I love embroidery

The Paper Route

One way only.

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Less roman, more clef."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Sylvia Plath

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'The Merry Men are NOT groupies!'

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

Tragedy and Material

"Hunters turned philosophers"