Sign-carrying Sage Pillows

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Liv Ullmann

Early emojis

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Sooner or Later

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

The Guru.