Sign-carrying Sage T-Shirts

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Captain Thomas Coram.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Liv Ullmann

Early emojis

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Sooner or Later

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

The Guru.