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Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

Old farts keep right.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Bear To Right

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

"My guess it's guacamole."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Private work adjustments

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Turning with mathematical precision.

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Customers Wanted

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"How come you have your name on your desk, and I get my name on my chest?"

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'