Stitching Sage Pillows

I love embroidery

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Dog stretching before a walk.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Knitting is Knirvana.

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"It's still in beta."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Are your cowhide coats any good?

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

'I just love the change of seasons.'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

'I buy my cigars at Ikea!'