Stretching Sage Pillows

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

I love embroidery

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

The perils of overwork.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

Country & High Brow.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

'Just cut it fiveways,please - He'll never manage to eat eight slices!'

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'