Slice Sage Pillows

'Just cut it fiveways,please - He'll never manage to eat eight slices!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Saguaro Cacti.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'I just love the change of seasons.'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"