Slice Sage Gifts

'Just cut it fiveways,please - He'll never manage to eat eight slices!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Dog stretching before a walk.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Weight and Fortune.