Cell Splitting Sage Gifts

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

The perils of overwork.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I hope it's not contagious."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

Thanks God!

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

"I see you've invested wildly in Asian stocks...like a bull in a China shop."

'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'

"Why thank you. As quarterly reports go, it was very cathartic."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

The Sequels

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'