Cell Splitting Sage T-Shirts

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

The perils of overwork.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

Thanks God!

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"I see you've invested wildly in Asian stocks...like a bull in a China shop."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

"Why thank you. As quarterly reports go, it was very cathartic."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'