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"I see you've invested wildly in Asian stocks...like a bull in a China shop."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."