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"Monogamy is like a portfolio with only one investment in it?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'