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The Sequels

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'My wireless carrier totally went bankrupt. This recession thing is really starting to get serious.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Wikipedia...

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Cell splitting - don't do that.

The Authentic Christmas.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"