Comedic Sage T-Shirts

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Washing Machine Torture

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'I warned her that too much dieting could be a danger to her health!'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'The only good drive I made all morning was the ride back from the stupid golf course.'

"I know you won the lottery George, but is this the best you can up with?"

Liv Ullmann

'Yes, Master is drunk, but don't worry, I've stolen his car keys...'