Cellular Sage Pillows

The Sequels

'My wireless carrier totally went bankrupt. This recession thing is really starting to get serious.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Wikipedia...

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'