Space Sage Pillows

"I hope it's not contagious."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Computer spying.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'