Science Sage Pillows

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

2.54 Centimetersworm

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"But I just had my covid vaccination card laminated."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

I can't fathom oceanography.

Jules Henri Poincare

Max Planck

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'