Snacking Sage Pillows

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

To do before Saturday...

Dog stretching before a walk.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

A wiser and a better man

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Saguaro Cacti.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Budget Munchies

Trusting

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."