Snacking Sage Pillows

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Dog stretching before a walk.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

A wiser and a better man

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Budget Munchies

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Trusting

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Saguaro Cacti.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Customers Wanted

"You know how I feel about sampling!"