Stitching Sage Gifts

I love embroidery

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Dog stretching before a walk.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Knitting is Knirvana.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

"It's still in beta."

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

Are your cowhide coats any good?

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."