Seed Sowing Sage Gifts

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Dog stretching before a walk.

I love embroidery

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'