Sowing Seeds Gifts

The Talking Cloche.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Planting by the Moon.

'First weeds of spring.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

Writer's Plough

Garden Supplies Special sale

Dandelion * Not Included

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

Top Dressing

?? No, I'm not going to empty it so you can get the toy surprise inside.