Seed Starting Enthusiast Gifts

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'