Firestarter Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a great invention, but have you given any thought to the problem of ash disposal?'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Fire? -- Didn't you see the consumer alert?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

International Speculators

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

"Fire down."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

False starts.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."